So, how many turbolifts does the TNG Enterprise have?
It seem like they were pausing the turbolift for a long dramatic moment all the time, and in a ship with so many people and shift times wouldn't a long line form on every floor and people get annoyed?
...that's what I can't stop thinking about whenever a sexy fic uses the turbolift setting. Like, dudes, it's the middle of the day on a busy starship, NOT one of your apartment elevators in the middle of the night.
Then, there is dating in the Jefferies Tube. Oh the things that Geordie have heard and seen! Geordie's holodeck file is running out of space.